Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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