if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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