Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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