I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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