This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
A bitchslap is in order.
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