we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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