He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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