I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
thus making me awesome and them whores
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Randomize
