I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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