don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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