I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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