unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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