Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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