Slut skills are useful in every country.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I see more hoeing in ur future
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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