The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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