She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
