I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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