I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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