i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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