he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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