It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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