It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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