I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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