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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
where are my eyebrows?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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