I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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