i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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