finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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