Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
sex in a hospital.. check
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
