Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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