Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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