Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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