would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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