her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
the sex got boring after the first three hours