Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You humped everything and cried in an uber.