I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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