Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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