what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We had sex on a dog bed..
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize