I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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