I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
actually, I'm a sock model
no, he came in my armpit
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize