Me too!
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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