No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
This toilet bowl is my home.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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