it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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