then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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