Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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