She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
So squirting runs in the family.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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