Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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