ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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