Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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