Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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