How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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