We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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