so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
its not stalking. its research.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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